There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.
I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele
when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn
repeat after me:
there are white people suffering in the world
but the white people who are suffering are not suffering because they are white